What Would Puss in Boots Do?

November 08, 2011

This post will serve as a writeup to win some movie tickets to the premiere of Puss In Boots from Nuffnang. This round, the criteria would be to explain how I would defeat those baddies if I were Puss. Together with Kitty Southpaws, nothing can stand in our way for justice and we do it in style!

So that's Puss In Boots, and today, Isaac shall be him. I am HIM!

So how DO I defeat these baddies? For starters, we all know the boots in the movie play a super vital role in criminal whopping. It is the icon for Puss in Boots, even the title has the word "Boots" in it. Striding along the streets with my super awesome boots, confidence boosted ten folds, the feeling on invincibility shall prompt me to do things not humanly possible.

"I could scale the sides of our KLCC building to reach the villains helicopter at the top with my boots"

"Similar to Mission Impossible, this swanky boots will bring me the ladies, which shall in one way or another help to nab all the villains!"

A sample of how my boots are like

"Adding some NGV gas to the soles of these boots may propel me up to at least 60km/h in pursuit of baddies"

"Running, puffing, my fun boots has to withstand the heat of the scorching Jalan Ampang roads, the wet Sunway Lagoon waterpark, and even the super cold Ice City in ICity Shah Alam. Baddies stand no chance when I don my super awesome boots"

Even Phua Chu Kang has his own special boots!

"Wicked boots make a wicked Isaac, especially those black rocker type with spikes. Now which villain dares to mess with an insanely wickedly wicked dude with these boots?"

Now check out a photo I took with my "Samurai Umbrella", my "Hawaii Shorts", and my super awesome "La New Boots" bought direct from Taiwan to assist me in nabbing these evil bad guys! I'm a super hero in my own world I tell you. "Isaac In Boots" shall do what "Puss In Boots" does, and do it better!!